Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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