he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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