She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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