you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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