The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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