But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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