I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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