I wish i was in the wii world.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize
