ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I lost the right to judge tonight
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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