Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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