I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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