doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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