best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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