I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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