The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
this will be a night to untag.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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