Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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