ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I'm both gender and math confused
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