She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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