(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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