Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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