oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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