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you win
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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