I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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