He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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