Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
i think my cat just said my name.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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