new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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