I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
he shaved USA in his pubs
Do vagina's smell?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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