with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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