dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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