State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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