Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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