all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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