i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I don't think brook has ever known best
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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