I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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