maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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