I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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