i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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