We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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