Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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