you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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