Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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