Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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