Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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