have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
North Korea, Best Korea!
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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