we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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