real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
