some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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