i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
my being single is dangerous.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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