pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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