Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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