Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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