he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
foreskin is a definite game changer
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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