And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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