This is not my ceiling
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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