She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
tell me about the fingering
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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