i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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