how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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