come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He passed out mid-signature
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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