Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I am never drinking with the goths again.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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