big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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